Rowdy in a belly to back suplex

In Memphis with -- no joke -- RW SGC Chemicoons Catalyst of Calicoon, aka "Rowdy." Head like a 16-inch softball. Below is a brown tabby kitten who'll be at least as ginormous.

Oh, wait, it's 2006, not 1986

What Ian's mom wants for Christmas (yes, she sends a list):

• I am nearly out of Shalimar powder again. I have plenty of cologne but I use the powder more often.

• A "clapper" that you can use to turn off lights and other appliances.

• Small chocolate fondue pot - NOT the large chocolate fountain.
  

Just a heads-up that we bought the Shalimar powder.

Christmas STL style