Happy Anniversary…

To the most wonderful wife in the world!

Greyhounds? Check. Jugs? Check.

OK, this may be the cheekiest calendar of all time: Greyhounds -- Sexy & Safety. If you know a guy with a greyhound, I can't imagine there'd be a better gift.

I'm certain Ian will hang our calendar as soon as it arrives. There's no way he can wait till January.

Hope you're staying warm

We're doing our best.

(Note the tiny black ears -- and Clyde's kick-ass Halloween collar!)

Happy 12th birthday, Your Majesty

(Gross, I just threw up in my mouth.)

Looking California and feeling Minnesota

It's Dawn's Sasha!

Why I won't shut up about the "Dog Whisperer"

This is a photo of Chuy and my brother. Together. And Chuy isn't biting. Chuy has never sat on a lap other than Ian's or mine. Ever. In fact, as you may know, Chuy's never even sat next to anyone without attacking them. ¡Es increíble!

Zoo pals